brotip #1047
you don't need an $800 camera to take pictures of yourself in your bathroom mirror.
brotip #1046
everyone can see the weather. you don't need to post a hundred statuses about it.
brotip #1045
get it right the first time. You don't get a second chance at a first impression.
brotip #1044
do the right thing, dude. give your ride some gas money.
brotip #1043
text your bro, "i love that my girl trusts me enough to not creep my texts," so it's the first thing she reads if she does.
brotip #1042
if someone lies about you, tell the truth about them.
brotip #1041
if you spend friday night posting statuses about how hard you're partying, you're not partying that hard.
brotip #1040
never do the "I'll just sleep five more minutes" thing in the morning. you'll always wake up like, three hours later.
