brotip #1043
text your bro, "i love that my girl trusts me enough to not creep my texts," so it's the first thing she reads if she does.
brotip #1042
if someone lies about you, tell the truth about them.
brotip #1041
if you spend friday night posting statuses about how hard you're partying, you're not partying that hard.
brotip #1040
never do the "I'll just sleep five more minutes" thing in the morning. you'll always wake up like, three hours later.
brotip #1039
put your city on the fucking map.
brotip #1038
no worries if someone tries to jack your swagg, bro. imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
brotip #1037
bros don't always say what you want to hear, but they'll tell you what you need to hear.
brotip #1036
there's a difference between chivalry and just being annoying.
