brotip #1030
when going to a party, remember that the clothes you're wearing aren't as important as the clothes you aren't.
brotip #1029
don't let someone trick you into paying extra for vip. If you have to pay for vip, you must not be too important.
brotip #1028
you can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.
brotip #1027
if no one is into your story, end it with "…and then I found ten dollars." instant success.
brotip #1026
there = a place.
their = possessive.
they're = they are.
brotip #1025
it's a dog eat dog world, bro. become a fucking wolf.
brotip #1024
when your girl texts you, ask if you can call. if she calls you, ask if you can see her.
brotip #1023
it's not who you are that holds you back, bro. it's who you think you aren't.
