brotip #974
your only competition is in your mirror.
brotip #973
sleep is always the best after a meal, after sex or during class. combine those at will.
brotip #972
hitting your broken phone isn't the smartest way to make it work again.
brotip #971
not every song sounds cool as a remix.*
brotip #970
don't spend too much time worrying about your mistakes, bro. mistakes become experience.
brotip #969
if you see your friend walking down the street, don't just honk and keep driving. fucking pick them up.
brotip #968
give 100%. anyone who says to give 110% doesn't understand how math works.
brotip #967
please don't name your kid "galactica", "tyquaneisha", or "rainbow". they have to get a job eventually.
