brotip #969
if you see your friend walking down the street, don't just honk and keep driving. fucking pick them up.
brotip #968
give 100%. anyone who says to give 110% doesn't understand how math works.
brotip #967
please don't name your kid "galactica", "tyquaneisha", or "rainbow". they have to get a job eventually.
brotip #966
live every week like it's shark week.
brotip #965
being attractive is not an excuse for being a shitty person.
brotip #964
you know those war stories your grandpa tells? listen to them. they're usually really fucking cool.
brotip #963
attention parents, girlfriends, boyfriends, etc.: there's a difference between "protective" and "psychotic".
brotip #962
an argument is not a contest of who can yell the loudest.
