brotip #898
have a legit email that you can use everywhere. "captain_swagger69@
myspace.com" won't get you the job.
brotip #897
don't let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
brotip #896
a bumper sticker is kind of a lame way to express your views on politics.
brotip #895
you're not "too cool for facebook" or "too cool to listen to the radio." don't put unnecessary restraints on yourself.
brotip #894
when on a date, walk up and ring the doorbell. when picking up a bro, honking and calling them names works too.
brotip #893
"absence makes the heart grow fonder" may be true, but so is "out of sight, out of mind."
brotip #892
not texting back is a surprisingly simple way to end an argument.
brotip #891
not everyone who can grow facial hair, should.
