brotip #962
an argument is not a contest of who can yell the loudest.
brotip #961
"genius" is relative. that kid that got perfect grades and that kid that can make a bong out of an avocado both qualify.
brotip #960
you shouldn't have to apologize for being real.
brotip #959
there's one thing that both chicks and dudes have in common: everyone likes for their hair to be played with.
brotip #958
trying to convince someone you want a relationship just so you can hook up probably isn't worth it.
brotip #957
that person who's obviously into you? give them a chance. you never know.
brotip #956
if you try to touch someone's phone and they snatch it away really fast, something might be on there.
brotip #955
when life throws you a curveball, hit it out the fucking park.
