brotip #771
fuck drama, lay back.
brotip #770
if someone goes for the brofist and you go for the high five, impromptu game of rock-paper-scissors.
brotip #769
stop bragging that you "do p90x" just to make it seem like you work out.
brotip #768
no one is as ugly as their driver's license picture. no one is as attractive as their profile picture.
brotip #767
if you have to consider whether or not you need to shower, chances are you do.
brotip #766
change is scary, but it's a good thing.
brotip #765
you can either chase after people or money, but be prepared to lose the other.
brotip #764
"suck my dick" means something entirely different from a chick than to a chick.
