brotip #111

i know the hammered girl is sexy, but there's nothing sexier than consent, bro.
think it through.

brotip #62

respect the currency exchange rate. an 8 at the bar is a 7 at the club, which is always a 10 at your apartment but might be a 3 the next morning.

brotip #4

we get it,
you like to drink.
no one needs to
hear you repeat it
four times a day.