brotip #46

if someone comes up
to you and goes,
"no offense, but..."
prepare to be REALLY
fucking offended.

brotip #44

real recognizes real. stop and consider how
many of your friends
are starting to look
"unfamiliar".

brotip #42

before you do
anything else today,
learn how to open
a bra.
you're welcome.

brotip #41

you're not successful when people tell you that you're awesome. it's when they start to hate that you know you have their attention.

brotip #40

try not to push it.
have patience and
give it time to
work out.
this advice applies
to almost any situation.

brotip #39

don't do shit to be cool.
do shit because
you are cool.

brotip #38

smiling suppresses the gag reflex.


ladies.

brotip #37

once you graduate,
move.
being 21 and still
hanging around
high school is only
okay if you're the janitor.