brotip #12
expect to meet your
soulmate every time
you walk through your
door.
one day, you will.
brotip #10
if you have to
try to impress people,
i'm afraid I have
some bad news.
brotip #9
man the fuck up.
brotip #8
don't be so reserved.
she's not going to flirt
with a brick wall
all night.
brotip #6
if you don't
stand by your
standards,
you don't have any.
brotip #5
if you feel smugly
superior because
you've been on tumblr
since before it was
promoted, you should
probably find a hobby.
brotip #2
contrary to
popular belief,
polo is not "gangster".
