brotip #77
there's an overwhelmingly high chance your penis size is just as good as any. dick pills < dick skills.
brotip #76
food is fucking
delicious.
stop being a priss bitch
about "calorie intake".
brotip #74
the amount of time someone spends talking shit is usually the opposite of the amount of time they spend doing shit.
brotip #73
as soon as you realize that you fucked up, admit it. it's hard to do, but everything will be ten times easier if you do.
brotip #72
if you're still bragging about yesterday, you must not've done very much today.
brotip #71
don't take out your frustrations on people that are there for you. no one should be punished for being your friend.
brotip #70
whenever someone makes you choose between them or another person, it's usually safer to go with the other person.
brotip #67
chicks go crazy for beastly hugs. that one-armed shit makes you look like a little bitch.
