brotip #36

be able to differentiate
those who appreciate
your beauty and
those who want to
take advantage of it.

brotip #34

the only acceptable reason to let anyone tell you when or what to shave is if they're putting their mouth there immediately
afterwards.

brotip #30

if you talk shit about
all your friends, you
eventually won't have
any to talk shit about.

brotip #29

even the coolest
status can be made
uncool by ending it in
"text ittt."

brotip #28

be careful what you
wish for, bro.
remember, simba "just
couldn't wait to be king",
then his dad got fucking
DEALT with.

brotip #24

always trying to go against what people
tell you gives them
the same amount of
control over you.

brotip #22

we all know that person that's way too happy in a relationship and miserable single. if not, you are that person, and you're annoying.

brotip #19

who's your best friend
of the same gender?
would you bang this
person? no?
you finally understand
the friend zone.
move on.