brotip #58
she's dating you for a
reason. if she wanted
that dude, she'd
be with that dude.
chill out, bro.
brotip #54
if she thinks your status
is about her,
she probably did
something wrong.
brotip #53
fear words in groups
of four. see:
"we need to talk",
"i missed my period",
"i just got saved".
brotip #38
smiling suppresses the gag reflex.
ladies.
brotip #27
the quiet ones are
the kinkiest.
brotip #26
one of the biggest violations of the
bro code is to hit your
girlfriend.
that is never okay.
ever.
brotip #19
who's your best friend
of the same gender?
would you bang this
person? no?
you finally understand
the friend zone.
move on.
brotip #15
relationships are like
dancing. girls like a guy who can
lead. take teasing steps
away and let her find
her way to you.
