brotip #113
the declaration of "dibs" is sacred. if violated, all bros in the vicinity reserve the right to fuck you up.
brotip #103
nothing says "underaged" quite like pictures with your middle finger up.
brotip #102
don't judge people by their music.
unless they listen to nickelback.
brotip #90
never yawn.
brotip #83
never make decisions when you're angry.
or horny.
brotip #81
sometimes assuming is the difference between not getting laid on friday and waking up with herpes on saturday.
use judgment.
brotip #71
don't take out your frustrations on people that are there for you. no one should be punished for being your friend.
brotip #68
your jeans should never be tighter than your girlfriend's.
