brotip #67
chicks go crazy for beastly hugs. that one-armed shit makes you look like a little bitch.
brotip #64
you may think that cutting your hair like justin bieber will make chicks dig you, but you may also think a lot of retarded things.
brotip #61
if you realize you like someone, tell them. before someone else does.
brotip #59
chivalry? new concept: chill-vary. if she's worth it, you be worth it. but guys who are always mr. white knight
are tools.
brotip #50
playing guitar in public
will never not
make you
a douchebag.
brotip #43
stop dating your bros'
exes. if you want their
aftertaste that badly,
you can just go blow
them and get it
fresh from the source.
brotip #37
once you graduate,
move.
being 21 and still
hanging around
high school is only
okay if you're the janitor.
brotip #32
don't be that guy.
