brotip #31
use a condom.
like, just do it.
brotip #30
if you talk shit about
all your friends, you
eventually won't have
any to talk shit about.
brotip #28
be careful what you
wish for, bro.
remember, simba "just
couldn't wait to be king",
then his dad got fucking
DEALT with.
brotip #26
one of the biggest violations of the
bro code is to hit your
girlfriend.
that is never okay.
ever.
brotip #22
we all know that person that's way too happy in a relationship and miserable single. if not, you are that person, and you're annoying.
brotip #17
"i'm nice but girls won't
date me". doing
something nice to
get something in
return is called being
manipulative.
grow a pair.
brotip #16
don't hook up with
virgins. they don't need
you irreversibly altering
their lives and you don't
need them following
you around for two years.
brotip #10
if you have to
try to impress people,
i'm afraid I have
some bad news.
