brotip #81

sometimes assuming is the difference between not getting laid on friday and waking up with herpes on saturday.
use judgment.

brotip #77

there's an overwhelmingly high chance your penis size is just as good as any. dick pills < dick skills.

brotip #69

try something new today. if you need an idea, refer to the number of this tip.

brotip #67

chicks go crazy for beastly hugs. that one-armed shit makes you look like a little bitch.

brotip #65

girls, understand that he might not text you while on a killing spree. guys, understand that she might not fuck you if you ignore her.

brotip #62

respect the currency exchange rate. an 8 at the bar is a 7 at the club, which is always a 10 at your apartment but might be a 3 the next morning.

brotip #61

if you realize you like someone, tell them. before someone else does.

brotip #59

chivalry? new concept: chill-vary. if she's worth it, you be worth it. but guys who are always mr. white knight
are tools.