brotip #115
if you consider giving up on someone, you probably already have.
brotip #112
play an instrument-- any instrument. very little is as dangerous as a nice smile and a ukulele.
brotip #102
don't judge people by their music.
unless they listen to nickelback.
brotip #98
curious about what's happening at the mall? i'll save you some time. today's forecast: 16 year old gangsters and the 13 year olds that fuck them.
brotip #91
insulting other people to make yourself look good is counterproductive.
brotip #89
stop trying to make fetch happen. it's not going to happen.
brotip #78
calm the fuck down.
