brotip #77
there's an overwhelmingly high chance your penis size is just as good as any. dick pills < dick skills.
brotip #74
the amount of time someone spends talking shit is usually the opposite of the amount of time they spend doing shit.
brotip #70
whenever someone makes you choose between them or another person, it's usually safer to go with the other person.
brotip #63
know the difference between affection and pity.
both when giving
and receiving.
brotip #60
protect what's yours.
brotip #52
a lot of things that you
think will make you a
badass will make you
a statistic.
choose your battles, bro.
brotip #51
if you're walking in a group of three and there isn't enough room for
all of you, walk in front
of them, not behind them.
alpha as fuck.
brotip #48
if sarcasm is the bottom
level of wit, irony is
subterranean.
doing things that aren't
cool to be cool is lazy,
not clever.
