brotip #1536
trust me, dude, if you
told her you would call, save
yourself the three-hour
argument and do it.
brotip #114
don't be so discouraged by her pulling away, bro. i can almost guarantee she just wants you to chase her.
brotip #109
drunk texts may be notorious, but never underestimate the potential humiliation of sleep-texting.
brotip #83
never make decisions when you're angry.
or horny.
brotip #82
as convincing as "it's not what it looks like" is, it usually is
what it looks like.
brotip #65
girls, understand that he might not text you while on a killing spree. guys, understand that she might not fuck you if you ignore her.
brotip #57
if there was a list of a hundred skills that might save your life one day, sexting is at least number two.
brotip #54
if she thinks your status
is about her,
she probably did
something wrong.
